Cu copita-n bani!

Și iată cum se face!
Cum dă Spanacul cu copita-n bani!

Primii mail.
De la FedEx cică.

Și iată ce zice-n e-mail:

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $250,000.00USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are Shippable. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Orderand COD MODE is not operational.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for Immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address; you will have to pay the sum of $162USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it’s designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. Kindly, note that your colleague did not leave us !
!with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the Expiry date of your package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
details given below:

FedEx Online Delivery Post
Contact Person: Young Lytle
Telephone: +234-8168636735

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given
above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone


Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on:

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $162USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn’t fixed his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the receiver?s column as the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Jane Betty Blaire.
FedEx Team Management.
All rights reserved. © 1995-2012

Uite mă cum mă calicesc eu pentru numai 162 de parai…
Uite cum arunc eu 250.000 de dulari!

There are 12 comments left Go To Comment

  1. Florin Ruşanu /

    Băi ăsta a vrut să cumpere o maşină de la mine prin mail :))

  2. Spanac / Post Author


    1. Florin Ruşanu /

      Young ăsta.

      1. Spanac / Post Author

        Așadar e cunoscut omul… Și nu i-ai vândut mă mașina de tocat carne?
        Eu luam 1000 euro pe ea 🙂

        Știi că țeparii ăștia se zgârie pe ochi când îi jmenărește careva 😛

  3. Buculesei /

    Si eu primesc asemenea mailuri … porcarii :-j

    1. Spanac / Post Author

      N-a fost singurul.
      Sunt mii de mailuri d-astea trimise zilnic.
      Scrisoarea Nigeriană parcă.
      Alea cu “a murit mătușă-mea și mi-a lăsat 3 catralioane moștenire, dar nu pot ajunge la bani că n-am 18 ani. ia-i tu pe numele tău și după aia trimite-mi jumate. te costa numa 1000 de dolari să transferi pe numele tău…”
      Și-au pierdut unii o grămadă de bani cu astea…

  4. Savoir Faire /

    Sa moara Gibilan, ce tema spanacoasa ai !

    1. Spanac / Post Author

      E mișto? Știam eu că trebuie schimbată… 🙂

      1. Savoir Faire /

        da io pe telefon tot pe cea veche o vaz.
        Cred ca ai uitat sa reglezi ceva prin panou

        1. Spanac / Post Author

          Nu, am repus-o pe aia veche, dar o voi re-re-re-re-re-modifica.
          Fundalul este ăla de la tema nouă, aia cu soarele ăla deasupra.

  5. SebiBu /

    Dacă nu primesc un mail-doua intr-o săptămână , nu ma simt bine .. :))

    1. Spanac / Post Author

      Pune mâna și dă-i omului 162 dulari, să-ți dea cecul.
      Nu te calici și tu!
      D-aia suntem vai de noi… Că nu facem ce trebue și când trebuie 🙂

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