Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Because you’re a faggot. Mr. Pink: Why can’t we pick our own colors? Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn’t work. You got four guys all fighting over who’s gonna be Mr. Black, but they don’t know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You’re Mr. Pink. Be thankful you’re not Mr. Yellow. Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit. Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How ’bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good